Published on: Mon, 16 Feb 2026 20:39:00 GMT
Original Story: Hillary Clinton gets in testy exchange with European leader over Trump – The Hill


Hillary vs. Europe: Still Fighting Trump?

Oh, honey. Hillary Clinton, bless her heart, is still out there battling the ghost of Trump, this time tangling with some unnamed European leader. Because apparently, after all these years, the world still needs her takes on orange man bad. I mean, hasn’t Europe suffered enough?

According to The Hill, Hillary had a “testy exchange.” Testy! You know what else is testy? My stomach after eating gas station sushi. But I digress. Apparently, the disagreement stemmed from differing opinions on, you guessed it, Donald Trump. Because what else does anyone talk about at this point? I’m pretty sure my therapist only bills me if I mention his name.

I’m picturing Hillary, pearls clutched, wagging her finger and explaining (again) why Trump is a threat to democracy while this poor European official just nods politely, wondering when they can politely excuse themselves to go find a decent croissant.

Seriously, though, is this what passes for global leadership these days? Re-litigating 2016 over lukewarm canapés? I get it, Trump was… divisive. But maybe, just maybe, we could focus on, I don’t know, current geopolitical crises? Rising sea levels? The fact that avocado toast is now $12?

But no, let’s keep rehashing the past. Because clearly, that’s working out great for everyone. Maybe Hillary can challenge Trump to a rematch on the Metaverse. Loser has to fund free therapy for all millennials still traumatized by the 2016 election. Now that’s a campaign promise I could get behind.

In the meantime, I’ll be over here, sipping my lukewarm coffee and wondering if I should just give up and start a llama farm. At least llamas don’t have opinions on Trump.

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