Tariffs! Trump’s Back On His Old BS.

Published on: Fri, 15 May 2026 17:11:00 GMT
Original Story: What did Trump and Xi accomplish? – Atlantic Council

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Trump and Xi: Déjà Vu All Over Again (Thanks, Yogi Berra)

Alright, settle in, buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the steaming pile of “accomplishments” (air quotes very much intended) that supposedly came out of the recent Trump-Xi powwow. Because, you know, history never repeats itself, but it does rhyme… loudly and obnoxiously, like a dial-up modem connecting to AOL in 1998.

According to the Atlantic Council (bless their optimistic hearts), the meeting addressed trade imbalances, intellectual property theft (a recurring theme, wouldn’t you say?), and the ol’ geopolitical dance of “are we friends or are we foes?” Spoiler alert: it’s complicated, like trying to explain cryptocurrency to your grandma.

Remember That “Phase One” Deal? Good Times.

Let’s stroll down memory lane, shall we? Cast your mind back to 2020 – a year most of us would rather forget, but hey, gotta face the music. Trump, fresh off his “genius” trade war, triumphantly announced the “Phase One” trade deal with China. The promise? China would buy a gazillion (give or take) dollars’ worth of American goods, farmers would rejoice, and unicorns would prance through fields of gold. What actually happened? Well, China fell significantly short of its purchase commitments. Like, spectacularly short. A 2022 Peterson Institute study confirmed China didn’t hold up its end of the deal, and we were all left holding the bag. So forgive me if I’m not exactly popping champagne corks over this latest round of diplomatic back-patting.

Intellectual Property: The Gift That Keeps on Giving (to China)

The Atlantic Council report mentions “addressing intellectual property theft.” Oh, really? Because Trump has been railing against China’s IP theft since, oh, I don’t know, his entire political career? In 2018, he slapped tariffs on Chinese goods specifically citing IP theft. And yet, here we are, years later, seemingly still “addressing” the same issue. It’s like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a rubber chicken. Sure, it might be entertaining, but is it effective? I think not.

The Tariff Tango: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

Now, let’s talk tariffs, shall we? Trump, the self-proclaimed “Tariff Man,” loves him some tariffs. He slapped them on steel, aluminum, and a whole host of other Chinese goods, promising to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US. And while some jobs might have trickled back, the overall impact was… well, let’s just say economists are still arguing about it. Many argue the tariffs hurt American consumers and businesses more than they hurt China. Now he’s back, seemingly hinting at more tariffs. It’s like watching a toddler play with a loaded weapon. Entertaining from a distance, but ultimately terrifying.

Trump’s China Flip-Flop: A Greatest Hits Compilation

Here’s the kicker: Trump’s stance on China has been more inconsistent than my Wi-Fi connection during a thunderstorm. Remember when he praised Xi Jinping as a “great leader” and a “friend”? That was before he decided China was the root of all evil and launched his trade war. Now, he’s seemingly back to playing nice (at least for the cameras). It’s enough to give you whiplash. The man’s a walking, talking contradiction. In 2017, he was all about building a strong relationship. By 2019, it was a full-blown trade war. Now? Who the hell knows? Place your bets, folks!

Geopolitics: The World’s Most Complicated Reality Show

The Atlantic Council also mentions the geopolitical implications of the Trump-Xi meeting. You know, the whole “preventing World War III” kind of stuff. Look, I’m not saying diplomacy is a bad thing. It’s definitely better than, you know, actual war. But let’s not pretend that a handshake and a photo op magically solve all the deep-seated tensions between the US and China. This is a long game, people, and Trump’s track record suggests he’s more interested in short-term wins (or at least the appearance of them) than in long-term strategic thinking.

The Proof Is in the Pudding (and the Trade Deficit)

Ultimately, the success of any agreement between Trump and Xi will be measured not by press releases and photo ops, but by concrete results. Will China actually stop stealing our intellectual property? Will they buy more American goods? Will the trade deficit shrink? Or will we be back here in a few years, writing the same damn article? My money’s on the latter. Cynical? Maybe. Realistic? Absolutely.

Snarky Takeaway

So, what did Trump and Xi accomplish? Probably not much beyond a temporary ceasefire in the ongoing trade war and a chance for both leaders to look statesmanlike. Don’t hold your breath for any major breakthroughs. Just buckle up and prepare for another round of the same old song and dance. And maybe invest in some earplugs. It’s going to be a long four years.

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