Trump Channels JC, Still No Miracles

Published on: Mon, 13 Apr 2026 07:20:04 GMT
Original Story: Trump posts image of himself as Jesus after attacking Pope Leo – The Times

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Trump Thinks He’s the Second Coming? Yawn.

Okay, folks, buckle up. Just when you thought the news cycle couldn’t get any weirder, our former (and possibly future, *shudders*) President decided to grace us with an image of himself… as Jesus Christ. Yes, you read that right. He’s gone full Messiah complex. Posted it right there on Truth Social, because of course he did. Because subtlety is for… well, not him.

Now, I’m no theologian, but I’m pretty sure the whole ‘humble servant’ thing is kinda central to the Jesus narrative. And if there’s one thing Donald Trump isn’t, it’s humble. The man makes Liberace look understated. But hey, maybe he’s just trying to appeal to the evangelicals… again.

Because Apparently, We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson

Remember back in 2016 when Trump was trying to woo the religious right? All that talk about religious freedom and protecting Christmas? It’s a far cry from his current…well, let’s call it “divine” self-image. It’s almost like he’ll say and do whatever it takes to consolidate power, regardless of how contradictory it is. Shocking, I know.

The Hypocrisy is Strong With This One

The timing of this little stunt is particularly *chef’s kiss* perfect, considering it comes hot on the heels of Trump’s recent attacks on Pope Francis. Apparently, the Pope, who is actually a religious figure, had the audacity to suggest that people should have the ‘wisdom to choose peace’ in Ukraine. Which, you know, seems like a fairly uncontroversial statement. But not to Trump. Nope. He went after the Pope like he was a failing real estate deal.

Let’s not forget Trump’s infamous 2016 “I alone can fix it” line from the Republican National Convention. The man sees himself as the solution to everything, and now, apparently, he sees himself as, well, *the Savior*. The same guy who bragged about grabbing women and paid off a porn star is now channeling the Prince of Peace. The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast.

But What Does It All *Mean*? (Besides the Obvious)

Is this just more performative outrage? A calculated attempt to rile up his base? Or has he finally completely lost it? Honestly, at this point, it’s probably a bit of all three. He’s a master of playing to the crowd, and he knows that a significant portion of his supporters will eat this stuff up with a spoon. They’ll see it as strength, as defiance, as… I don’t even know… divine validation?

The Cult of Personality: Now With Added Religious Imagery!

This whole episode underscores the disturbing trend of personality cults in modern politics. It’s not about policy, it’s not about competence, it’s about blind faith and unwavering loyalty. And Trump, bless his heart, knows how to exploit that better than anyone. He’s built his entire brand on being the anti-establishment, the rebel, the guy who tells it like it is (even when it’s a blatant lie). And now, he’s adding a layer of religious fervor to the mix. It’s like a political sundae with extra crazy sprinkles.

Remember Charlottesville? Good Times. (Not Really.)

Let’s not conveniently forget Trump’s history with religious and racial issues. The “very fine people on both sides” debacle after the Charlottesville white supremacist rally in 2017 is burned into the collective memory for a reason. His reluctance to condemn bigotry and his tendency to embolden extremist groups are well-documented. So, this sudden embrace of Jesus imagery feels less like a genuine spiritual awakening and more like a cynical ploy to solidify his base.

So, What’s Next? Trump as Moses? Trump as Buddha?

Honestly, at this point, anything is possible. Maybe he’ll start parting the Potomac River. Maybe he’ll start handing out Trump-branded commandments. The only thing we can be sure of is that it will be outrageous, it will be divisive, and it will dominate the news cycle for days to come. Because that’s just how he rolls.

The Real Danger

The real danger isn’t just that Trump is posting bizarre images online. The real danger is that so many people are willing to accept it, to defend it, to see it as some kind of divinely inspired message. That’s the erosion of critical thinking that allows authoritarianism to take root. It’s the willingness to abandon reason and embrace blind faith in a single leader.

And that, my friends, is something we should all be very, very worried about.

Snarky Takeaway

So, the next time you see a picture of Trump as Jesus, just remember: even the Son of God probably wouldn’t try to sell you a timeshare. And definitely wouldn’t attack the Pope. Just sayin’.

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